Transvestite

Yep, thats what I was for the day. I show up to work without a costume so the girls made me a girl. I got the whole experience of make-up. Let me tell you what. That was a chore. When you have some lady coming at your eyes with a pencil, its a little hard to sit still. I got me a wig and a set of Double D's. Balloons. 5 hours later and I still cant get the mascara out.

Well the day has come and gone. Went by so quickly. Ahh who cares, next holiday is better. Good ole Thanksgiving. You have any plans? I know that I do. Going out to a friends family where there is more food then you can possibly imagine. You know the saying, "enough to feed an army." Thats an understatement.

Well lets see...I cant think of anything else to say at the moment. If I remember correctly this is number 50 for me. Thats kind of a shocker seeing as how I never thought I'd make it to 5. Welp, adios.

20 Favorite Songs at the Moment

Ringside - Tired of Being Sorry
Theory of a Deadman - In the Middle
Nickelback - Far Away
Theory of a Deadman - Since You've Been Gone
Theory of a Deadman - The Last Song
Stereophonics - Maybe Tomorrow
Stereophonics - I Miss You Now
Stereophonics - Nothings Compares 2 U
Extreme - More Than Words
Theory of a Deadman - Santa Monica
Theory of a Deadman - Make Up Your Mind
Nickelback - Photograph
Nickelback - Animals
Nickelback - Saving Me
Nickelback - Next Contestant
Nickelback - If Everyone Cared
Ying Yang Twins - Shake
The All American Rejects - Cant Take It
The All American Rejects - Dirtly Little Secret
Theory of a Deadman - No Surprise

Charm...

I find it amazing how far a little charm goes. I'm not talking about just flirting or anything like that, but rather just being nice and....ummm, having that twinkle in your eye. Today I went to Subway. My favorite sandwhich is, Italian Herb and Cheese Bread, with every single sandwhich meat that they have, cheddar cheese, and honey mustard dressing. They always look at me like i'm crazy and then they can never figure out how they should ring it up. I offered to have the sandwhich named after me or something, informing them that it wouldnt be the last time I got this exact sandwhich. Today was the 6th time to be exact. Anyways, they still havent named it yet or priced it. I get a different price everytime. Doesnt really bother me, I havent had the same person twice ring me up. Usually my total is around 8 dollars on average. Today I was super nice and had that twinkle and charm...I got it for 4 something. That made my whole day. Well ok I had a really good day before that, but I dont care to do into details about that. hee hee hee.

Buzzzzz

Wow! Thats all I can say and all I said after watching the movie. Saw II...it was...undescribable. I loved it. Dont know if it was quite as good as the first one, cause it was pretty hard to beat...but this one was right up there next to it. Of course I dont recommend this movie to the faint hearted or easily disgusted people. If you've seen the first one and you liked it, you will like this one as well. But if you hated the first, guess what...you'll hate this one even more. I wont give any details incase you by some chance want to see it. There isnt anything I hate more then someone ruining a movie for me.

Lungs on Fire

Man! I started running this past Sunday night. I am so out of shape. I was going to try the whole running long distance thing. HAHA, yeah it ain’t working for me. So I have started to do sprints. That’s working a lot better. I live next to a church so I use the parking spaces as markers for me. I have started out by doing about 5, 100 yard dashes and about 10 to 15, 50 yard dashes. I cannot begin to explain the pain that I was feeling in my lungs. That cold air was killing me. Only the first night though. It took about 30 minutes for me to get used to it. I’ve been going out about 9 p.m. or so and run for about an hour. My goal is to lose about 10 to 15 pounds.

I feel like I’m crazy while I’m running, but as soon as I’m done, I feel so refreshed. I have more energy then a little 10 year old kid. Feels great. I was reading some stuff on the medicine I’m on and it said that exercise helps it to take affect so I thought that I would give it a try. We’ll see. If not, at least I’ll be in better shape.

Catching Up

Sorry I havent written in a while. I've just had a horrible week. My medicine isnt working well and I've just been down. When I'm not at work I have a million things that I have to get done. So my life has just been hectic.

I went to the Sherriffs department yesterday. Thats always a blast...NOT. I had to get fingerprinted to get some forms for massage therapy. Well silly me, I wore my knife. I forgot that they had metal detectors inside. I acted like I only had keys on me. But the lady up front said that they were going to be taking me back in with the prisoners so if I had any kind of weapons I needed to take them off and leave them up with her. Well thats all fine and good, but my knife isnt exactly what you might consider, street legal. I was comforted to find out that an older lady took it. So she probably knew nothing about it.

Other then that not much has been going on in my life. I've caught up with a lot of friends that I havent talked to in forever. Thats always a fun doing that. Nothing like hanging out with old friends. Welp, I gotta go, hope everything is well with everyone. Adios.

Work

I work in Anderson at a place called Shag-A-Delx. They are Austin Powers freaks. Anyways, the people I work with are nice and wonderful people...but if your looking for a nice "quiet" massage. Definitely isnt the place. Thats the only thing that I dont like. So if you think you can handle the noise come on down. Its off of highway NN.

I went all over for school. Most of my highschooling was from Wheaton. I home-schooled my senior year. I had to get out of that place. Ok well, off again.

Shut Up!!!!!

A man and his wife were driving down the road one day when all of a sudden they heard a siren. It was a cop. The man pulled to the side. After a few minutes the cop came up to the window.
License and registration please.
Can I ask what the problem is officer.
License and registration please sir.
The man handed him his license and got in the glove box for his registration.
Do you know why I pulled you over sir?
No, officer. I don’t.
You were speeding. Going 80 in a 55.
Ooo, well I’m sorry. I’m new to this area and I don’t know the roads around here yet. I’m sorry.
The officer thought a second and said well I guess I could give you a warning this time.
At the moment the mans wife spoke up, honey, we’ve lived here for over 10 years, we take this road everyday.
He looked over at his wife and said SHUT UP.
The officer started to write the ticket up and said, I also notice here that you aren’t wearing a seatbelt. That is a 75 dollar fine on the spot.
I can explain the man said. When I pulled over I took it off to get out my wallet.
Again the woman spoke up and said, Honey you never wear your seat belt what are you talking about?
The man looked at his wife again and said, Gezz woman, do you not know when to Shut UP!
The officer leaned over and said, Ma’am, does your husband always talk to you like this?
She smiled and said, No sir. Only when he’s drunk.

Tisk Tisk

Where do I work? Well, not to be mean, but seeing as how I dont know you, I do not wish to give out that information. I dont know you in the sense that you are anonymous, but I do have a feeling that I know you.

I already mentioned that I'm a massage therapist, but before I disclose where I work I must know who you are. Again no offense, but I was taught not to talk to strangers as a little one. haha. Cant be too careful now a days.

Humble?

How hard it is for me to stay as humble as what I am. I am a massage therapist. I enjoy what I do and I'm good at what I do. I'm not biased or conceited. The touch just comes natural to me and its fun. I have a hard time staying humble when people come out of that room and go, WOAH, he is Awesome, The Bes I've ever had, He's a miracle worker. I get all sorts of compliments everyday. I dont know how to respond to them. I dont want to say, yeah I know, but it just seems cheesey to me to say, thank you.

Anyway, tomorrow I'm going to a volleyball game. Its been a few years since I've been to one. I've sort of turned into a hermit. I am not one for large crowds. I get overwhelmed by too many people. We'll see how I do.

I slept so good last night. I havent slept good in over a week. But last night I got my best nights sleep ever. Ok maybe not ever but it was really good. I had a little too much room seeing as how its a queen size bed, I feel like I need a map to get around on it. I had a super single.

Ok well I havent anymore to say at the moment so I am going to go. Hope all is well with everyone.

1,2,3...Breathe

I have CPR training tomorrow morning. BLAH. I hate it. It is so boring and pointless. I have no desire to preform CPR on anyone. I might on close friends/family/loved ones. But as far as anyone else....sorry. Its not that hard to remember yet I have to get re-certified every year. Pointless. Its a waste of my time. You have to watch a stupid video and practice on some dummies and then take a test. Nothing like the real life experience. People get more anxious and nervous in the real life situation. I dont know, whatever....maybe every 5 years or so.

Sleep Tight

Well, I got a new bed today. I parted with my waterbed of 12 years. Oh well, I got a new queen size bed now. A lot more room. Its a little big for just me, but I will get used to it I guess. Havent slept in it yet, tonight will be its trial run. Doesnt really matter what it feels like though, I could sleep on a rock. I'm not picky at all when it comes to where I sleep. Nothing big is really happening today. Oh, I bought a bunch of my favorite water, Fiji. I found it in a six pack so I bought a few. Its like drinking a piece of Heaven, so good.

I'm Such A Liar

HA! I couldnt stay away. I had such a good day yesterday. I went and hung out with a few of my friends. WOW, its been a while since I've had so much fun. We took her two sisters to the park along with some other little kids and played football and volleyball. My life is chippering up. When we got home we made pizza with all the little ones. That was a fun time. These kids were like 4 to 6 years old. So cute. They wouldnt leave me alone, but not like I minded. All of them wanted a piggy back ride or to be spun around really fast to get dizzy. Always asking for something, or one more time...just one more time Chris, then look at you with those big round eyes and say please. It was one more time for about 50 more times. It was just so hard to say no to those cute little kids.

After supper we sent the little kids home and I was tackled by three girls. One 22, another 17, and the littlest one 11. Took the oldest one and the younger one down like it was nothing. The middle child, wow...can she wrestle. We wrestled for a good hour or two. It was a close one but I think she may have beat me. Or maybe I just let her win. We'll just have to do it again and see.

I left around 2:00 and got home around 3:00 or so. But I didnt get to sleep till almost 4:00. I got up at 8 for church and have been perky and wide eyed since. My medicine is playing some weird tricks with my sleeping life. Anyway, I'm off for now. I didnt stay away for long.

Love Causes Growing Pains

I saw this on a friend of mine's blog and I thought it was something worth repeating. It made me think, hope it does the same for you.


Love Causes Growing Pains
REAL TRUE LOVE DOESN'T HURT IN A NEGATIVE WAY; THE ONLY PAINS REAL LOVE CAUSES ARE "GROWING PAINS."You can't spend a lifetime with someone and not expect him to change at all. How's that, you ask? Well, for me, the most noticeable change in my life comes between the ages of 18 and 20. During those years, I pretty much became a new person. And I there was a notable change between years 21 and 23 for me, as well. One could follow the change of a different aspect of my personality through each time frame mentioned, and this is what makes life so complex--you are not the same person you were this time last year, and neither is your partner. But how do you fight the tides and stay compatible?As you change over time, so does your partner, and therefore you must adapt to each other. You must watch him and constantly be aware of his changing needs, and he should be doing the same. That way, you will always be learning to better fit your partner--it is a lifelong process that never ends. It's almost like a game; except that it is much more serious than any game... your marriage is at stake. And sometimes it isn't easy to shift your attention from meeting your needs to meeting his, but it must be done.If you don't adapt to each other, one day you could wake up and not recognize the man in bed next to you, and you will realize that your marriage has become only two people living not the united life of Marriage, but two disjointed, disconnected lives that have almost nothing to do with each other, except perhaps children and some shared memories.These are just my thoughts on what I have experienced either directly or indirectly in my life so far. I make no claim of absolute truth, but I do confidently certify that the above information is probably some pretty good advice--it is, however, up you YOU to take it or leave it.

Life is a unidirectional course we are all on. None of us can go back and unsay or undo anything. You can travel on this course WITH the person to whom you have vowed your life, or you can each take your own paths through Life. And maybe you will manage to stay close along that path--that is definitely desirable. But I personally do not want to take the chance that I will wake up one day and realize that Hubby and I have gone our separate ways, in minute little steps away from each other, which add up to miles and miles over the course of twenty-something years. I am choosing right now (well, I chose almost eleven months ago) to keep myself close, to keep myself connected with my husband, so that when we celebrate our fiftieth wedding anniversary, I will be celebrating a lifetime of good days, horrible days, high points, low points, all overcome and enjoyed together. And whether you like it or not, good days, horribly terrible days, high points, and low points change you, and they will change your spouse as well, though you will not be changed in the same way, because you are different people. And that is why adapting yourself to your spouse is so vitally important. Understanding him and rising to meet him, anticipating how he will react and planning a response or reaction that will draw you closer together, not add any distance between you...

WOAH

Talk about a book you can't put down...The DaVinci Code. Nothing like what I had anticipated. I havent read the whole thing of course, I just started today. But within a matter of no time I was on chapter 15. I just couldnt put it down. It doesnt matter what religon you are if you even have one. It does have a lot of religious content, but still it is an amazing story. If you havent read it or even heard about it, I definitely suggest this book. And I'm not a book reader, ask anyone that knows me. I'd much rather watch the movie. Which by the way, Tom Hanks and Steven Speilberg are making a movie about the book. Cant wait. Again its called The DaVinci Code, by Dan Brown, get it, you'll love it.

Blog to anonymous

Ok frankly I dont know nor do I care who you are. Someone I know someone I dont, doesnt matter. I didnt nor would I ever make fun of you. I made a typing error, I fixed it. We are all human. If you cant take criticism whether your right or wrong, don’t read my blog. No one is forcing you too.

Movie Cliches

• Woman falls to the ground whilst being chased by a bad guy, even when running over level, unobstructed terrain
• All phone numbers begin with 555
• Shots fired at the rear of a vehicle will cause the gas tank to explode.
• There's never a bullet in the chamber of the gun until the last second, right before the fight
• Everytime someone takes a drink through a straw, you hear the slurping sound like its empty
• All movie women try to run in heels, never stopping to kick them off
• The guy with the six shooter always wins over the guy with the sub machine gun
• The hero never gets questioned by the police after killing 50 people
• Villains always give the hero too much time
• People in dress shoes are able to run just as fast as those in tennis shoes
• Cops are always fat and are seen with donuts or coffee sometime in the movie
• In a chase, if a moving car hits a parked car it goes flying through the air
• If there is a large bump in a downhill road, speeding cars will always fly over them and hit the ground in shower of sparks. An interior view will then show the reaction of the passengers at the moment of impact. They will not be injured, even if they are not wearing safety belts. No tire damage, broken axles, or suspension failures will occur as a result of the impact. The car will then execute a sharp left turn at the bottom of the hill. Losing a hubcap at this point will be optional.

These are some of the small, way over-used cliches that I have noticed through the years. It gets a little annoying watching the same thing over and over, we need new material.

28 Days Left

28 days. Thats how much longer I have till its candy heaven. Besides of course Christmas, Halloween is my favorite holiday. When else can you walk around with a huge sack and have people just give away free candy. Its every kids dream. Well maybe not. I was always more about the pumpkins and the decorations. Dont get me wrong. I looooooved the candy. Always have and always will. No matter how many teeth I have lost I cant seem to get rid of that sweet tooth. Oh well. Pumpkin carving was my favorite. Always had to have at least two preferably more though. Always bought those patterns that you can get at walmart to help cut out a design in your pumpkin. This year, I've found the pumpkin of my dreams.