Thursday, October 20, 2005

Shut Up!!!!!

A man and his wife were driving down the road one day when all of a sudden they heard a siren. It was a cop. The man pulled to the side. After a few minutes the cop came up to the window.
License and registration please.
Can I ask what the problem is officer.
License and registration please sir.
The man handed him his license and got in the glove box for his registration.
Do you know why I pulled you over sir?
No, officer. I don’t.
You were speeding. Going 80 in a 55.
Ooo, well I’m sorry. I’m new to this area and I don’t know the roads around here yet. I’m sorry.
The officer thought a second and said well I guess I could give you a warning this time.
At the moment the mans wife spoke up, honey, we’ve lived here for over 10 years, we take this road everyday.
He looked over at his wife and said SHUT UP.
The officer started to write the ticket up and said, I also notice here that you aren’t wearing a seatbelt. That is a 75 dollar fine on the spot.
I can explain the man said. When I pulled over I took it off to get out my wallet.
Again the woman spoke up and said, Honey you never wear your seat belt what are you talking about?
The man looked at his wife again and said, Gezz woman, do you not know when to Shut UP!
The officer leaned over and said, Ma’am, does your husband always talk to you like this?
She smiled and said, No sir. Only when he’s drunk.

3 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well, you do not know me. At least I don't think. Did you go to high school in Joplin?

9:14 PM  
Blogger Christopher said...

Nope. But I do have a lot of friends who did. That whole area there, Joplin, Webb City, Carthage, Carl Junction.

10:19 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Where did you go? I went to one around there. I was just thinking about getting a good massage. I ususally go to Oasis.

11:24 AM  

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