What?!?!?!?!

I have received this email a few times and it just kills me the stupidity of the people that send it to me. And most of them are good friends of mine....sorry guys...you dont have you head on straight. The email that I'm talking about is the one thats saying why is everyone complaining about gas prices being so high. Look at it this way...and it has different prices for different things if we bought them by the gallon...for example: Pepto Bismal. If you bought pepto bismal by the gallon it would cost you roughly 12.00 dollars a gallon. That sort of stuff is what is on this list. When is the last time you filled your gas tank with Pepto? Huh? I thank the lord I dont have to do that, but we dont use pepto like we do gas. So this email makes no sense to me. Why are we complaining, because we use so much of it in our everyday lives and it costs an arm and a leg.

Now on to a lighter note....have you tried the Salsa Verde Pringles. I bought my first can of them about a month or so ago and I am no hooked. WOOO HOOO. They rate up there right under my baked cheetos. Nothing will ever beat them. Well poop...I was going to write more but it is really lightning outside and I dont want to lose a computer. I'll talk to ya'll later. Ohhh by the way, if you havent tried those Pringles, getcha a can. Trust me. Adios.

Gifts Galore

Well today was our first wedding shower. We made out pretty good I thought. And guess what...we still have two more plus the wedding. Holy cow. I've gotten my stainless steel kitchen that I wanted. I have a stainless steel microwave, oven, dishwasher, and of course my favorite, a clean steel stainless steel fridge. My mother bought it for us. What a gift. I love it. Anywho, we got quite a bit of our kitchen supplies today. Didnt get any condoms...hmmm...I figured someone would have gotten those. Oh well I guess. I'm sure her family will buy some for us. The cake...oooo the cake. I ate way too much, and drank way too much punch.

Ok so we have two more weeks until our next wedding shower. No telling what we will get there. This one is between family and friends. This last one was thrown by the church. Then I guess some of her friends from her work are going to throw her one as well. Woo Hooo Hooo. Not to sound too greedy, but....YESSSSSSSSSS!!!!

Ok well, for some reason unknown to me I am actually exhausted. So I guess that I'll end this one and head on to bed. Hope all is well with everyone. Adios.

Flippin' Sweet

I had this sent to me from a friend and I couldnt resist putting it up here for everyone else to see. I hope that you enjoy this as much as I did. Adios.

Robin Williams, wearing a shirt that says "I love New York" in Arabic.

You gotta love Robin Williams...... Even if he's nuts! Leave it to Robin Williams to come up with the perfect plan. What we need now is for our UN Ambassador to stand up and repeat this message. Robin Williams' plan...(Hard to argue with this logic!)

"I see a lot of people yelling for peace but I have not heard of a plan for peace. So, here's one plan."

1) "The US will apologize to the world for our "interference" in their affairs, past & present. You know, Hitler, Mussolini, Stalin, Tojo, Noriega, Milosevic, Hussein, and the rest of those "good ole boys", we will never "interfere" again.

2) We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting with Germany, South Korea, the Middle East, and the Philippines. They don't want us there. We would station troops at our borders. No one allowed sneaking through holes in the fence.

3) All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and leave. We'll give them a free trip home. After 90 days the remainder will be gathered up and deported immediately, regardless of whom or where they are. They're illegal!!! France will welcome them.

4) All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to 90 days unless given a special permit!!!! No one from a terrorist nation will be allowed in. If you don't like it there, change it yourself and don't hide here. Asylum would never be available to anyone. We don't need any more cab drivers or 7-11 cashiers.

5) No foreign "students" over age 21. The older ones are the bombers. If they don't attend classes, they get a "D" and it's back home baby.

6) The US will make a strong effort to become self-sufficient energy wise. This will include developing nonpolluting sources of energy but will require a temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan wilderness. The caribou will have to cope for a while.

7) Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10 a barrel for their oil. If they don't like it, we go someplace else. They can go somewhere else to sell their production. (About a week of the wells filling up the storage sites would be enough.)

8) If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world, we will not "interfere." They can pray to Allah or whomever, for seeds, rain, cement or whatever they need. Besides most of what we give them is stolen or given to the army. The people who need it most get very little, if anything.

9) Ship the UN Headquarters to an isolated island someplace. We don't need the spies and fair weather friends here. Besides, the building would make a good homeless shelter or lockup for illegal aliens.

10) All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That way, no one can call us "Ugly Americans" any longer. The Language we speak is ENGLISH...learn it...or LEAVE ..Now, isn't that a winner of a plan?

"The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying "Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses." She's got a baseball bat and she's yelling, 'you want a piece of me?' "

Oh Man!!!

Last night or rather early this morning I was of course asleep. But I wasnt just sleeping I was dreaming the most glorious dream ever. Ok, well probably the third best dream ever. First would probably of been a dream about the day after the wedding but we wont go there right this minute.

I was in the Navy...blah, thats why I say the third best because I would of rather been in the Army. Anyway, I was in the Navy, and I was in SEALs training. I was in the last two weeks of training and we were doing some kind of swimming exercise, 300 yard swim while holding on to another person. That was about the extent of my dream. I had just finished graduation and they were getting ready to send me on my first mission, right then I hear "DING" "DING" "DING" the sound of the alarm on my cell phone going off. Made me so mad. Crappy end to an excellent dream.

52 more days and counting until the wedding. And three more days until our first wedding shower. Thats going to be exciting as well. We are going to have so many gifts. Not to sound like I'm greedy or anything, but I dont know what we are going to do with all of them. We are going to have to buy a storage building if everyone brings something. I think we are sending out like 360 or so invitations. Holy Monkey.

Ok yeah so that was cheesey. Oh well. Oh we finally got our engagement pictures taken. Woo Hoo thats quite an accomplishment for us right now. One less thing to do. Ok well I'm off to listen to my iPod. I have some songs and a pile of clothes calling my name. Talk to ya later. Adios.

Hypochondriac

I dont know if its that I'm getting more impatient as I grow older or if its just people in general that bother me. I guess that I should get used to it being in the profession that I am in but its just so hard to. People come in and they complain about some stupid little thing like their neck hurts. Ok well its not just that it hurts but that it affects their whole life, and they act like they are dying and if I dont fix it they would rather just die then go on living. Please, give me a break. If they could even begin to understand what pain is I'm sure that they would have killed themselves a long time ago. Now not all of them that complain are this way, but about 99% of them are. And it is hard for me to show sympathy to them. I just want to act like my hero, "Dr. House" and tell them to shut up or lose weight, or whatever the response should be. I love that show.

Anywho...53 more days until I'm married. Wooo Hooo. I'll be glad when this thing is over with. I never knew how much work actually went into a wedding. I've always talked about it but I never dreamed it would be this much work. What is something new...???...hmmm...ooo I had to go and kill a llama the other day. lol, weird, umm, a friend of mine raises llamas and one of them was sick and got down and couldnt get back up so she asked me if I would shoot it for her. Well...if you know me you know that I of course jumped to the opportunity to do so. I havent been hunting in a while. Itchy trigger finger.

Oh, well we've been getting a lot of phone calls asking where we have registered at. We registered at of course Wal-Mart and then Bed, Bath, & Beyond. They were both fun, but Wal-Mart was a blast, mainly cause I registered for CONDOMS. Yeah, I've been hearing a lot about that. People asking me what brand, size, flavor, scent, yada yada yada. We've received 2 boxes so far, so we're doing pretty good I guess.

My eleven year old sister is wearing me out. Everyday its something new. Either a bike ride or we gotta make something or just something active. Its fun but very tiring. And of course the drama, that age is just such a dramaqueen. Everything is a major priority and the end of the world if it doesnt go their way. Ahhhhhhh. I love you I hate you, your ruining my life, go away! Yeah I've heard it all. haha...anyway...lets see....

Anything else...ummmm no. Ok I'm going to go for now. I'll talk to ya'll later. Adios.

Original or Fake?

I guess that scientists have supposedly found a book that they believe to be written by Judas. Yeah the Judas that hung himself. It may be real it may be false thats not what I'm writing about though. If it is real we will never be able to know for sure. What I'm wanting to write about is what they found in the book. Now keep in mind I already stated that we dont know if it is real or not so I'm not going to say that any of these ideas are facts they are all speculations. I just think it is kind of fun to think about these things. I love conspiracies.

In this book they find that Jesus and Judas were really close. It says that Jesus would tell Judas all kinds of different things that he didnt tell the other deciples. But the one thing I found to be quite interesting, I didnt think much of it when I read it but now that I've had some time to stew on it, its really quite interesting to me. It said that Jesus had supposedly asked Judas to betray him. At first I thought, thats ridiculous. Preposterous! But then I thought about a few different things. God/Jesus is all-knowing. So he knew that Judas was going to betray him even before he came to earth. So why didnt he stop him? Because it had to be done. If he didnt go through with it he wouldnt of died on the cross, well maybe he would have, but it wouldnt of been at that point in time like God had it planned. So it needed to be done. Sooo...who's to say he didnt ask him to betray him. I think of it this way. I think he would rather of had a friend who he loved and trusted to give him up then an enemy. But then we ask, why did Judas hang himself. We read that its guilt. He wasnt strong enough to keep the burden of killing Jesus on his shoulders, so he gave up. I'm not saying any of this is true, but I'm not saying that it doesnt not make sense.

Jesus could/can see in our hearts. Maybe he didnt tell any of the other deciples because he knew they couldnt handle it or wouldnt go through with it. I guess we will really never know until we can ask God face to face about it all. But I just enjoy thinking about this sort of stuff. Conspiracies, especially religious conspiracies really interest me. Anyway, I've gotta go to work. I'll talk later, adios.

Blah Blah Blah

Well today marks exactly two months until I am married. Excitement?!?!?! Oh just a little bit. We have two weeks until our first wedding shower, thats pretty exciting. Not trying to sound greedy or anything though...woooo hoooo!!!

So we mowed our lawn for the first time tonight. Ahhh, the smell of fresh cut grass in the evening. Hmmm it smells like umm...fresh cut grass.

OOOOOkkkkkk so who remembers the song Barbie Girl by Aqua? Yeah that annoying one. I gave that cd to my little sister. She is wearing it out and it is killing my brain cells.

Ok so I cant really think of anything else to type if you havent been able to tell so I'm just going to go for now. Talk to you later. Adios.

Right Here

This song has been in my head for the past two weeks straight. I can't seem to get it out. I dont really know what to say about it, except that I really like it. But there isnt much by them that I dont like. Talk to ya later, Adios.

Staind - Right Here

I know I’ve been mistaken
But just give me a break
And see the changes that I’ve made
I’ve got some imperfections
But how can you collect them all
And throw them in my face

But you always find a way
To keep me right here waiting
You always find the words to say
To keep me right here waiting
If you chose to walk away
I’d still be right here waiting
Searching for the things to say
To keep you right here waiting

I hope you’re not intending
To be so condescending
It’s as much as I can take
And you’re so independent
You just refuse to bend
So I keep bending till I break

But you always find a way
To keep me right here waiting
You always find the words to say
To keep me right here waiting
If you chose to walk away
I’d still be right here waiting
Searching for the things to say
To keep you right here waiting

I’ve made a commitment
I’m willing to bleed for you
I needed fulfillment
I found what I need in you
Can’t you just forgive me
I don’t want to relive all the mistakes
I’ve made along the way

But I always find a way
To keep you right here waiting
I always find the words to say
To keep you right here waiting

But you always find a way
To keep me right here waiting
We always find the words to say
To keep me right here waiting
If I chose to walk away
Would you be right here waiting
Searching for the things to say
To keep me right here waiting

Who Will Provide?

A young woman brought her fiance home to meet her parents. After dinner, hermother told her father to find out about the young man. The father invitedthefiance to his study for a talk."So what are your plans?" the father asked the young man."I am a biblical scholar," he replied"A Biblical scholar. Hmmm," the father said. "Admirable, but what will youdoto provide a nice house for my daughter to live in?""I will study," the young man replied, "and God will provide for us.""And how will you buy her a beautiful engagement ring, such as shedeserves?"asked the father."I will concentrate on my studies," the young man replied, "God will providefor us.""And children?" asked the father. "How will you support children?""Don't worry, sir, God will provide," replied the fiance.The conversation proceeded like this, and each time the father questioned,theyoung idealist insisted that God would provide.Later, the mother asked, "How did it go, Honey?"The father answered, "He has no job and no plans, and he thinks I'm God."