WOWZA

Well what a doozey. So the night before last I had a dream. It was about me and a friend of mine. Now I'm not going into detail because....well, its just none of your business. But anyway she's 10 years older then I am, that doesnt bother me in fact I really like that. I like older women, but anyway, the thing that is just kinda awkward about it is that she's married. The dream was that we got married. Yeah, thats the only thing thats just weird about it. Now if she wasnt married it would be one thing cause she's a beautiful lady, but i'm not one to mess around with relationships like that.

So anyway, what else lets see. I went to walmart today. Woo Hoo...I got some orange koolaid. I'm still spending a lot of time down at the track. Like 2 1/2 to 3 hours a night. Oh and I've been playing a lot of online poker lately. I was doing good for a while but this weeks sucks. I've lost over 200,000 dollars in chips. I guess its a good thing that its play money cause if it was real money I'd go insane.

Thats really all thats been going on...nothing. I've been on an ice-cream kick lately. Ok thats enough. I'll talk later. Adios.

Freaky...

So I have had quite an interesting week. Lets see, where to start. Oh yeah we'll start here...I was working on a client of mine, for confidentiality reasons I wont mention anything about them, but I was working on them at their house. I have a few clients that I work on at their home for different reasons. Anyway...this client has a younger sister who thinks....who thinks that I'm "really hot", in her own words. Flattering but whatever. Anyway, so as I'm finishing up she walks by me and grabs my butt and squeezes it. Woah...it had thrown my off guard, not that I was complaining but it had just been a while since anyone grabbed my butt like that. So moving right along...afterwards I turn around and she is flashing me her boobs. That was even more of a shock...haha. Right after she did that she walked right up to me and grabbed my butt again and started rubbing up against me. Very freaky, but I'm a guy so of course I didnt stop her. Then to finish it all off I got a nice big ole wet kiss from her. Oh did I mention I didnt know this girl....

So lets see what else...I bought a new car. I'm so excited, my first brand new car. I went to look for a used one and ended up getting a brand new 2006 Nissan Altima. Its pretty sporty yet very luxurious. I love it. It drives as smooth as a 100,000 dollar car. Its a special edition and has about everything but a nose picker in it.

There has been a whole lot of other things that have went on but nothing that anyone cares to hear about, that or I just dont really care to tell you, I think thats it.

I've been starting to think alot. I do believe that I am crazy. haha, I believe that shrink would find me clinically insane. But thats not what I've been thinking about. Relationship wise and girls all that crap....I seem to be shy at first and I dont know why. I've never asked a girl out they always seem to come to me, but yet I'm shy at first. Once I get to know them I'm fine. I dont really understand why though. Cause I'm not a shy person, once you get to really know me you'd think I was a socially butterfly. But when it comes to girls I like....blah, cant seem to get the words out. I would like to be as cool as David Caruso in the movie Jade...have to see it to know what I mean. I'll have to work on that.

Anyway, other then all that, just been spending time at the lake and playing with my new gun. mmmmmm the water, its just so great. Ok I'm out...talk to ya'll later. Adios.

Oh..The Pain!

I was listening to the radio on my way to work this morning. They were talking about unusual news postings and I thought that this was hilarious. June 3rd a man went to a store and bought a lottery ticket, this is in New Zealand by the way. On June 6th the man died. The family put the lottery ticket in the mans suit jacket in which they burried him. Later they find out that the ticket is a winning ticket of 250,000 dollars. They are now trying to get with the city to dig him up to get the ticket....how sad is that. If it was someone in my family, I would have already had them dug up. I would have went out there the second I found out with my shovel and pick.

Heartburn...holy cow. I've never had this crap. I woke up this morning and this extreme burning feeling was in my chest. I couldnt find anything to get rid of it. I drank a ton of water, ate some animal crackers, tipped up a bottle of pepto bismol, and then finally got rid of it with a couple of tums. I was never so relieved in my life.

Still going to the track every night. I run the stairs for about an hour, blah. Its hurts so good. It has been so hot and humid out that I look like I just went and jumped in a swimming pool when I get done running. After I do stairs I usually run a few miles around the track. Either doing sprints or just a steady pace.

Went to the lake....oh my gosh. It was 102 degrees out. Usually you can stay on the boat for about an hour or so laying out getting some sun and then jump in the water get wet for a little bit and do it all over again. But you just had to stay in the water, it was just to miserable outside of it. I do have a nice wonderful tan now though. I look like a brown little bisquit. I'm thinking I'll be going back this weekend as well.

I'm getting a new vehicle...I havent decided yet on what I'm getting though. Its between a Nissan truck and a Nissan Altima. It'll probably be the Altima cause it gets a lot better gas mileage. But I'm not sure yet. My next big item that I plan on getting is my motorcycle. That is something that I cant wait for. Woo Hoo. I cant remember if I told everybody yet or not, but I got a new gun. hee hee, I finally got my sniper rifle, you have no idea how excited I am. I got this awesome scope on it that I could shoot a flea from about 2,000 yards away. Ohhhh I love it. I havent named it yet though. Thats a big decision always takes me a while to think of a name for my guns. Yeah I know call me crazy, naming my guns, but its a ritual of mine.

Ok well I am going to go take a nap, so I will talk to ya'll later. Hope everone is doing well. Adios.

Stupid Last Words!

This makes you really wanna think before you speak, or at least it does for me.

• What does this button do?
• It's probably just a rash.
• Are you sure the power is off?
• The odds of that happening have to be a million to one!
• I'll be back
• I've seen this done on TV
• I can do that with my eyes closed
• I've done this before
• look ma! no hands
• Don't worry, it's not contagious
• Of course it's safe
• It can't get any worse
• They can't hit us at this range
• There's only one way to find out
• I know this great shortcut we can take

Stinky

So I went to Books-A-Million today. Trying to kill some time I thought that I would look for the book Persuasion by Jane Austen. haha, well I found it. I sat down and started reading. Two pages into it I stopped and looked up and thought to myself, what in the world is this crap. Now I know some people like it, but I dont have a major in literature and it was just too boring for me. It just wasnt something that caught my attention. So I ended up putting it back. I then ventured my way into the philosophy section and found a few good books there. I read one called True Love. It was written by a buddhist. Dont freak out on my I didnt change my religion. Buddhists arent bad if thats what your thinking either. They teach about love, peace, joy. This book was pretty awesome. It just taught you how you get to that point where you can really love. There was another book there by the same author called Anger. I was going to start reading that one when I got done but I decided to go to Starbucks and get a double chocolate chip frap. instead.

Other then that not much has been going on. Been running every night at the track. Its a lot safer at the track, no bears or wolves growling at me there. There is however a family of skunks that live nearby that come out every so often and say hello. I could barely breathe the other night cause it smelled so bad.

Any plans for the 4th? I dont have any. Just going to hang out, might go rent a movie or something. Dont really know. Ok well I'm off, I'll talk later. Adios.