Sand, Sun, Surf......

So we arrived yesterday afternoon at the beach. Gulf Shores, Alabama to be more direct. And let me tell you, its freakin' awesome. Our condo is like a home away from home,....only a little better, except that this place doesnt have a pool table. They have everything else though. They have 5 pools, 6 tennis courts, a huge gym, oh...and the ocean.

I have a really nice tan...I look like a cabana boy...muahahaha. And OHH HOLY SHIT...now I know that everyone is shaped differently and yada yada yada...but today I saw a pair of Double Z boobs...and let me tell you, if it wasnt for all the Corona in my system I probably would have puked.

Well anyway, we just got in for the day and we are getting ready to go out to eat...I think we are going to go to LuLu's....it's Lulu Buffet, Jimmy's sister. I'm going to have me a nice yummily Long Island Ice tea and some Shrrrrrimp.

I hope everyone is having a grrrrreat August and I'll talk to ya'll later...Adios.

Anticiapation - Disappointment / Vacation Time

I’ve waited months now for the show Dexter: Season two. It doesn’t come out now until September 30th, but me being as privileged as I am, I know people who know people who knows someone…and I got the first two episodes last night. Well I was freaking ecstatic and I couldn’t wait to get home and watch them. Well, swimming was brought up and I love swimming about as much as….well, as much as ice-cream. So we went swimming.
When it finally came time to watch them, I was shaking so bad cause I was so freaking excited. It was starting and I had a smile on my face a mile wide…it quickly faded. The show had changed. They had gotten rid of one of the characters, and two of the main characters; Their attitude, look, and inner self had changed completely and even though they were the same actor, they weren’t the same person in the show.
My whole desire and need to watch the show is no longer there. It doesn’t exist, now of course I am still going to finish the season, I have to finish it since I started, but it just won’t be near as good as the first season. The first was just intoxicating….simply put…Perfect!
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So here in a few more days me, my wife and family will be on our way to the beach. I’ve have been waiting a while for this trip, this vacation, our….honeymoon. It will be nice to have some care free R&R on the beach. Sitting back drinking a margarita or a nice ice cold corona.
So, a lot has happened since the last time that I actually wrote on this place. One new thing, I actually showed that I had a heart. I saw an old man on the side of the road with his truck that had broke down…so, I stopped and helped the man out. It wasn’t like me to care about someone like that, and to be honest I really didn’t “care” I just felt compelled to stop. Maybe some of that Karma that I don’t believe in, will actually come back around and help me out.
Anyway, that second thing that happened…I met a new friend. Now for the safety of me and you and everyone we know, I can’t mention names, but let me tell you he is a hoot. I have known him for about a week now and I already know this is the beginning of a really super fun friendship…muahahahahaha. We have so much in common like, guns, beer, guns, movies, and umm…guns. I stayed up with him watching Platoon and drinking until 1:20 in the morning. Not bad, the only thing is…we had to get up at 3:30 a.m. to head down to Oklahoma City. Blah…I was still a little tipsy and had a major hang-over, I drank about 13 too many.
Well…I’m off for now, my daughter and I are going to head out and go swimming. She is getting bored and I’m getting restless from typing so much. Anyway, I don’t know when the next time I’ll write on here; I’m going to take my computer with me on our vacation so I might write while on the beach, but no promises. Anyway, adios.

Funny Funny

Ten reasons men prefer guns over women:

#10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.
# 9. You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road.
# 8. If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably letyoutry it out a few times.
# 7. Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.
# 6. Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.
# 5. A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.
# 4. Guns function normally every day of the month.
# 3. A gun doesn't ask , "Do these new grips make me look fat?"
# 2. A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.


And the number one reason a gun is favored over a woman...............



# 1. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A GUN.....

This is a FIRST

So today I did something that I've never done before in my entire life. I stole something. Now granted this thing that I stole was only about 15 cents, but I still stole it. It was an item from Bed Bath and Beyond for your shower....thats all I'm going to say about it...anyway...even though it was so dinky, it was sort of exhilerating actually stealing it. Anywho...Adios.

Holy Matrimony

Well as of 18 hours ago it was finally official. I am now a married man. Mr. Christopher Jace Harvey and my wife, Mrs. Harvey now reside in our new house. After the wedding we all went to Tokyo Japanese Steak House and had some shushi and other stuff on the hibachi grill. Mmm...it was so damn good.

Well now that I am a married man, hint hint to you, I would like my pool table...haha. I'm ready to start spanking my wife's butt in a game. Anywho, after we ate we went to the casino for a little while, it wasn't near as crowded as I thought it would be. We didn't stay all the long. I didnt win at anything, but my wife won every game she played. I'm bad luck.

Ok well this was just an update, I have a few things I need to take care of, so I'll talk to ya'll later. Adios.