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Ten reasons men prefer guns over women:

#10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.
# 9. You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road.
# 8. If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably letyoutry it out a few times.
# 7. Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.
# 6. Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.
# 5. A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.
# 4. Guns function normally every day of the month.
# 3. A gun doesn't ask , "Do these new grips make me look fat?"
# 2. A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.


And the number one reason a gun is favored over a woman...............



# 1. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A GUN.....

This is a FIRST

So today I did something that I've never done before in my entire life. I stole something. Now granted this thing that I stole was only about 15 cents, but I still stole it. It was an item from Bed Bath and Beyond for your shower....thats all I'm going to say about it...anyway...even though it was so dinky, it was sort of exhilerating actually stealing it. Anywho...Adios.

Holy Matrimony

Well as of 18 hours ago it was finally official. I am now a married man. Mr. Christopher Jace Harvey and my wife, Mrs. Harvey now reside in our new house. After the wedding we all went to Tokyo Japanese Steak House and had some shushi and other stuff on the hibachi grill. Mmm...it was so damn good.

Well now that I am a married man, hint hint to you, I would like my pool table...haha. I'm ready to start spanking my wife's butt in a game. Anywho, after we ate we went to the casino for a little while, it wasn't near as crowded as I thought it would be. We didn't stay all the long. I didnt win at anything, but my wife won every game she played. I'm bad luck.

Ok well this was just an update, I have a few things I need to take care of, so I'll talk to ya'll later. Adios.