Saturday, March 04, 2006

Guy Blonde Joke

Blonde GUY joke.....


An Irishman, a Mexican and a Blonde Guy were doing construction work
on scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building.

They were eating lunch and the Irishman said, "Corned beef and
cabbage! If I get corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch, I'm going
to jump off this building."

The Mexican opened his lunch box and exclaimed, "Burritos again! If I
get burritos one more time I'm going to jump off, too."

The blonde opened his lunch and said, " Bologna again! If I get a
bologna sandwich one more time, I'm jumping too."

The next day, the Irishman opened his lunch box, saw corned beef and
cabbage, and jumped to his death.

The Mexican opened his lunch, saw a burrito, and jumped, too. The blonde guy opened his lunch, saw the bologna and jumped to his death as well.

At the funeral, the Irishman's wife was weeping.She said, "If I'd
known how really tired he was of corned beef and cabbage, I never would have
given it to him again!"

The Mexican's wife also wept and said, "I could have given him tacos
or enchiladas! I didn't realize he hated burritos so much."


(Oh this is GOOD!!)?


Everyone turned and stared at the blonde's wife. The blonde's wife said,


"Don't look at me. He makes his own lunch."

9 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

thats pretty good i have to admit hope your having a GOOOOOOOOOOD day and ill talk to you later
IWU

1:08 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

ok......so you fell off the face of the earth!!!!!!! it was nice talking to you and i hope that sometime you will check your email maybe someone else will read this and tell you to check you email its about the only chance you have of seeing an email... since you cant remember when you loged on last

IWU
~ALY~

6:58 AM  
Blogger Choley said...

Yeah the lake, I loved the lake... the weather in Oklahoma is fluctuating!! But yeah the lake... fun times.

7:03 PM  
Blogger Choley said...

I dont know for sure, I still want to be friends and I have told him that. I want to still talk to you, I do. We will have see where things go. It is not like we talk all the time anyway. I plan on working things out with him. We are still friends, that I can tell you now!!!

12:16 PM  
Blogger Choley said...

When are you going to post????

8:17 AM  
Blogger Christopher said...

sorry havent been on lately. I've been busy, sick, and just havent had much to write about.

9:27 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

you been sick..... did you go see the movie yet???? that made me sick

7:45 PM  
Blogger Christopher said...

Nope I havent been to see the movie yet, I prolly wont see it at the theaters...i'll probably wait for video or sattelite. talk to you later.

9:56 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

well gosh...... lol hopy you had a good st. Paddys day i know you didnt wear green so here you go *a hard pinch on the arm* hehehehehe have a good weekend

11:18 PM  

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