Incest, Homosexuality, exotic dancers

Someone once asked me what the best thing about my job was. My reply was working with people. After which I was asked what the worst thing about my job was. Again my reply was, working with people. It is simply amazing the people you meet, the things you hear and learn. For example:

I have one client, cant specify anything for the simple fact of the HIPPA laws, that is just a privacy clause that states I can't tell anyone personal information about the client, so for all of these people they will be called John and Jane Doe. Anywho, back to my one client...he's gay. Not just a, hmm do you think he's gay? I dont know, he might be...no, its he is gay. Now, I have nothing against them, most are great people, I have gay friends...thats not what i'm saying. I'm not gay and I dont condone it, but I dont and wont ever condemn it cause thats not my place. Anyway, he has moved our relationship, being client/therapist to the second base. He'll undress in front of me. Ewww. Kinda freaks me out. But he's not interested in my directly...let me explain. He's constantly asking about my fiancee or my family. Those kind of questions. Weird. Anyway, nice guy, just acts a little strange.

Next client...Jane Doe. History...Exotic Dancer. I thought wow, never thought in this area that I live I would work on an exotic dancer...kinda cool. HAHA, yeah...sure. Get into the session she releases her whole life story....woah. Marijuana user, and not just every once in a while would be my prediction. I think she was high when she came to see me. After a little while she told me that her mom had died and she was like, "praise the Lord." Then she stated how she started dating her step-father. Now here I realize not really incestuous, but still, you got to admit thats just kinda freaky. It is pretty much...no its exactly like Woody Allan. Final prediction on her...total nut job.

These of course are not my only two clients, it would take hundreds of paragraphs to write about each and every single one of them. And who am I to make fun of them. Nobody's perfect...HAHA, whom I'm kidding..this is just hilarious. I would say about 85% of my clients are normal human beings, just like the majority of us, but that other 15%...hahaha, weird. Well thats all for now. Adios.