2 Jokes 4 U

I thought that these two jokes were kind of cute so I thought that I would share them with you. Adios.




Church -

Three little boys were concerned because they couldn't get anyone to play with them. They decided it was because they had not been baptized and didn't go to Sunday School. So they went to the nearest church. Only the janitor was there. One little boy said, We need to be baptized because no one will come out and play with us. Will you baptize us?" Sure," said the janitor. He took them into the bathroom and dunked their little heads in the toilet bowl, one at a time. Then he said, "You are now baptized!". When they got outside, one of them asked, What religion do you think we are?" The oldest one said, We're not Kathlick, .....because they pour the water on you." "We're not Babtis, .because they dunk all of you in the water." "We're not Methdiss, .because they just sprinkle water on you." The littlest one said, "Didn't you smell that water!" They all joined in asking,Yeah! What do you think that means?" I think it means we're Pisscopailians.

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"Hello?" "Hi honey, this is Daddy, Is Mommy near the phone?" "No Daddy, She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul " After a brief pause, Daddy says, "But honey, you haven't got an Uncle Paul" "Oh yes I do, and he's upstairs in the room with Mommy, right now" Brief Pause "Uh, okay then, this is what I want you to do. Put the phone down on the table, run upstairs and knock on the bedroom door, and shout to Mommy that Daddy's car just pulled into the driveway" Okay Daddy, just a minute." A few minutes later the little girl comes back to the phone. "I did it Daddy" And what happened honey?" he asked. "Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed with no clothes on and run around screaming and tripped over the rug, hit her head on the dresser and now she isn't moving at all!" Oh my Goodness!!! What about your Uncle Paul?" "He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on too. He was all scared and he jumped out the window into the swimming pool. But I guess he didn't know that you took out the water last week to clean it, he hit the bottom of the pool and I think he's dead."
Long Pause

Longer Pause

Then Daddy says, "Swimming pool??...Is this 782-6937??